RED hair!

Tis the season. Now it is the season for resolutions and I hereby resolve to never, ever, color my hair again.
I made that same resolution in 1968 and on several New Year celebrations after that. We all make mistakes; we try to learn from those mishaps and then go on to make new mistakes. Certainly, there is something wrong with one's thinking when the same behavior is repeated and a different outcome is expected. When I purchased the same over-the-counter hair color, went through the exact application process, the result the second time was the same embarrassing color, RED. Not the light, golden blond color promised on the box.
This last time, when I showed the red hair to my beautician, she suggested that I frost the red to tone the color down. The frosting, white wisps of hair scattered here and there in the bright red color, made me look like a Rhode Island hen. At my insistence, she cut off some of the mess but that left me looking more like a Rhode Island rooster, or an elderly marine.
The first time I tried to color my hair a light, golden-blond my attempts to get rid of the red hair with a hair cut left me with a worse mess, so I purchased a wig. my husband and I were going to a homecoming game in North Dakota where our son played on the football team. Our son's roommate was traveling with us and every time I turned to talk to him in the back seat, the wig remained in a forward position. The young man politely ignored my distress all the long way across eastern Montana. Once there, I put a stocking cap over the wig, and went to the football game and homecoming celebrations. My son didn't seem to notice.
That evening, at the motel, I closed my eyes and ran a hair clipper I had purchased right down the middle of my hair. My husband declined my offer to cut his hair so we would look the same.
The next morning when we met the boys for breakfast I didn't wear the wig. My son asked me if I had a chemo cut. I told him that I hadn't wanted to embarrass him and so I tried to wear a wig but it was just too uncomfortable. He asked me not to wear that ugly wig around the campus, so I wore the stocking cap until we left for home. Because I actually did have therapy for cancer that year, he assumed my hair loss was due to the therapy. I am only a little bit ashamed to admit that during the months my hair was growing back in, I let others think my hairdo was because of chemotherapy.
When I was quite young, my mother took me to a beauty parlor in search of Shirley Temple ringlets. The permanent machine looked like an upside-down chrome egg with the guts hanging out of the bottom. The guts were actually electric cords with curlers on the ends. The beautician wrapped my hair around those curlers and pulled the chrome egg down over my head and plugged it in. I could smell my hair cooking. The results were more like "chore girl" curls. Mother marched me to another beautician who cut the curls into little SOS-pad bunches.
After my hair grew out Mother purchased her own curling iron and each morning she curled my hair and sometimes burned my neck. Then Grandmother showed her how to use rags to create ringlets. Sections of my hair were wrapped around strips of rags and left that way overnight. In the morning, when the rags were removed I had little "slinkys" dangling around my collar. The boys at school loved to pull the coils and watch them bounce back into place.
By the time I entered high school I discovered that I actually had naturally wavy hair. The auburn color was nice and my hair hung past my waist.
Nevertheless, when I landed the leading role, a Shepard boy in the all-girl-school's Christmas pageant, I cut my hair and dyed it black.

My resolution for 2010 is to embrace my naturally gray hair and not obsess over the thinning spot on my crown....but....I wonder? If I got a hair extension, could it be dyed? Red, maybe?